Thursday, June 28, 2012

O’s Heaping Helpings Of Hypocrisy

Taking a break in Atlanta today from focusing like a laser on jobs (and by that we mean attending two days of back to back campaign fundraisers), President Obama stopped at The Varsity diner for chili dogs.

O’s Heaping Helpings Of Hypocrisy    
     By Asher Embry

As O was gorging on his hot fudge sundae yesterday
(The liberal’s credo sounding: “Not as I do, but as I say!”)
I couldn’t help but think of all the foods we see O totin’
That he and FLOTUS always tell us strictly are verboten.

The ribs, the Shake Shack lunches with the burgers and the fries,
The deep dish pizza, bratwurst, ice cream, sweet potato pies.

FLOTUS scolds that only healthy food should pass our lips.
Nanny Bloomberg tells us soda must be drunk in sips.
They love to say exactly which behaviors best behoove:
Like planting gardens, eating veg, conforming to “Let’s Move!”
How stupid they must think we are, how gullible, how silly,
When now we see O wolfing down a hot dog piled with chili.

But did the crowd, which cheered him at The Varsity today,
Witness if O dined and dashed - or this time did he pay?

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