Wednesday, May 19, 2010

“In” Vietnam

Apparently, according to Democrat Dick Blumenthal, it all depends on the meaning of the word “in.”

“In” Vietnam
By Asher Embry

There was a Connecticut AG
Who was caught with inflated CV.
He asked: Would it trouble you
If he joined VFW
When he’d served out his “tour” in D.C.?

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Gaffe Czar, LLC

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Auntie Zeituni’s Amnesty

Zeituni Onyango, Barack’s “Auntie Zeituni” from “Dreams from My Father,” has just been granted asylum, reversing her 2004 deportation as an illegal alien (see Asher Embry’s “Dreams From My Father’s Sister” on the February 5, 2010 AmSpecBlog). In the immortal words of Gomer Pyle: “Surprise, surprise, surprise!”

Auntie Zeituni’s Amnesty

By Asher Embry

Surprise, surprise, as we now see
Obama’s aunt gets amnesty.
Get used to what’ll be the norm
When O’s amigos get “Reform.”
One down. It won’t be long before
O tries the same for millions more.

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Thursday, May 13, 2010

“Potty Parity”

The House of Representatives is hearing testimony about its “Potty Parity Act,” which (according to the Bill’s sponsors) creates more federal women’s restrooms to combat “abdominal pain, and greater risk of cystitis and other urinary tract infections that, if left untreated, can cause renal damage.” Is it possible this Bill provides more valuable health care benefits than the ObamaCare bill enacted in March?

“Potty Parity”

By Asher Embry

We all agree that toilets for the genders should equate.
We hate to see long lines in which some women have to wait.
We’re glad to see the Congress probing porcelain, tile, and grout.
That’s where their focus should remain ‘til we can vote them out.

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Gaffe Czar, LLC