Tuesday, March 30, 2010

White House Seder

In the midst of the current crisis in the US/Israel relationship, Obama and his apostles are having their pseudo-Seder at the White House. As they end the meal with the traditional saying “Next Year in Jerusalem,” we hope they reflect on the harm they cause America and Israel with their appeasement of Iran and their misdirected and false moral equivalencies in the way they treat Israel and its neighbors.

White House Seder
By Asher Embry

Through history, Jews at Seder meal
Would face their threats, severe and real,
By praying (to allay their fear)
For: In Jerusalem next year.

Obama’s picked a fight for show
To help his Arab street cred grow
And once again his action sends
The message he abuses friends.

Instead, he really should beware
Of those who wish the Jews weren’t there,
Who vow to solve the situation
With Israel’s annihilation.

As O enjoys his matzoh ball
In light of harm he’s caused us all
Does he detect the irony
With his misguided strategy?

Copyright 2010 Gaffe Czar, LLC

Monday, March 29, 2010

Obama’s Vaunted Vetting?

To get the preferential treatment intended for disabled veterans, Obama TSA nominee Maj. Gen. Robert Harding certified that he was a “service disabled veteran” and he was awarded a $100M Army defense contract. When it was revealed that his supposed service disability was sleep apnea, his nomination was withdrawn. Obama’s bungling vetting team strikes again. Are they clueless or just incompetent?

Obama’s Vaunted Vetting?

By Asher Embry

Obama’s “vaunted” vetting crew
Has missed some problems (one or two).

The vetting team’s been very lax
About the need for income tax.
They barely cared at all, you see,
About our head of Treasury.
Though Daschle’s bid could not go far
When he “forgot” his private car.

O’s vetting staff completely missed
The ordure on Van Jones’ list;
Holdren, Killefer, Sunstein, too;
What Jennings tells our kids to do.

The worst has been the TSA
Both nominees have gone astray.
First, Erroll Southers’ snooping eyes
Were followed by his brazen lies.

The latest, Robert Harding, claimed
A service “wound” he kept unnamed
To get the favored treatment for
Our military harmed in war.
His perfidy is truly flooring -
His “injury” was nighttime snoring.

Such bald dissembling makes Bob right
To join instead O’s health care fight.

Copyright 2010
Gaffe Czar, LLC

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A Big F-ing Disconnect

A Big F-ing Disconnect
By Asher Embry

Dems had their East Room celebration
Where Joe expressed his jubilation.
But “We The People” watched in awe
Incredulous of what we saw.

Excuse us if we start to vent
While unemployment’s 10 percent
Our debt now reaching to the skies
(9 Trillion more it’s set to rise)
This health bill adding trillions more
Despite Pelosi’s phony score.

Our government has lost its way;
America’s been changed today.

Copyright 2010
Gaffe Czar, LLC