Thursday, May 13, 2010

“Potty Parity”

The House of Representatives is hearing testimony about its “Potty Parity Act,” which (according to the Bill’s sponsors) creates more federal women’s restrooms to combat “abdominal pain, and greater risk of cystitis and other urinary tract infections that, if left untreated, can cause renal damage.” Is it possible this Bill provides more valuable health care benefits than the ObamaCare bill enacted in March?

“Potty Parity”

By Asher Embry

We all agree that toilets for the genders should equate.
We hate to see long lines in which some women have to wait.
We’re glad to see the Congress probing porcelain, tile, and grout.
That’s where their focus should remain ‘til we can vote them out.

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Gaffe Czar, LLC

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