Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Michelle Cover Up

At least three times during the two-week run-up to the Copenhagen climate change conference (and despite the cold and snow outside), Michelle Obama wore strapless or sleeveless dresses in the 18-foot-ceilinged White House, the 5-storied Kennedy Center Opera House, and the heated and electrified South Lawn State Dinner tent.

Michelle Cover Up
By Asher Embry

The press, they love Michelle Obama when her arms are bare.
Not us. We ask the obvious: How warm d’they keep it there?
What carbon does it take to run that Kennedy Honors thing?
Or throw an ornate tented bash for India’s PM Singh?
We don’t begrudge a minute of Barack’s festivities;
But don’t then go and tell us how to live our own lives, please!

Copyright 2009 Gaffe Czar, LLC

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!

And, verily, there came to “O” an epiphany at the Jobs Summit and again to the northeast in Allentown (near Bethlehem) in Pennsylvania.

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!
By Asher Embry

Here’s Obama’s jobs plan - and he’s not spoofing:
He’ll cure unemployment with … weatherproofing!

Be not surprised; last year he told the nation
His energy fix was … proper tire inflation.

Copyright 2009
Gaffe Czar, LLC